You're So Gay
Amanda and Caitlin are recommending that I read Fingersmith by Sarah Waters, which Amazon.com describes as a "slice of engrossing lesbian Victoriana*."
Amanda: I really think you'll like it, even though it has a gay storyline. I mean, I loved it, and I never like gay books.
Me: Why?
Amanda: Because they're never as good.
Me: Never as good as real life?
Amanda: No! Never as good as other books.
Me: Can I post this conversation on my blog?
Amanda: Sure, but what if you out me?
Me: I'm pretty sure that the seven people who read my blog know you're gay. Me being one, you being two, and Caitlin being three...
Caitlin: Oh my god, Amanda. You're gay?!
*Incidentally, what the hell is "Victoriana"?
