But I Would Not Like to Listen
I am chatting with Herbert, an online customer service rep. at my bank. I haven't received any tax forms for my accounts, and I wasn't sure if I should be expecting them. Here's Herbert helping me out:
Herbert: Thank you, Allison !
Herbert: Thank you, Allison !
Herbert: Thank you for the information.
Herbert: Please stay with me online, while I check the details for you.
Herbert: I would like to tell you that checking accounts are not eligible for tax.
You: oh good to know
Herbert: Also your savings account does not eligible for tax.
My favorite part is where he writes, "I would like to tell you that..."
Hmmm. Maybe, Herbert, I would not like to listen. Maybe, Herbert, I'm not ready for this information. But I appreciate, Herbert, your implicitly seeking my permission by saying, "I would like to tell you..."
My favorite part is where he writes, "I would like to tell you that..."
Hmmm. Maybe, Herbert, I would not like to listen. Maybe, Herbert, I'm not ready for this information. But I appreciate, Herbert, your implicitly seeking my permission by saying, "I would like to tell you..."
